If you are visiting my blog hoping to read about a mom who lives to sing all 1800 verses of The Wheels On The Bus, who loves to spend hours doing arts and crafts with her kids, who actually enjoys building 4 foot tall lego buildings just so a toddler can knock it down in 5 seconds, who thinks an afternoon of playing dress up is better than the spa, who cooks from scratch using all organic ingredients, who is going to brag about her perfect life and perfect little children....well you have stumbled into your worst nightmare. You should STOP NOW, turn around and back away slowly before The Children see you. I'm blunt, cynical, sarcastic and I have an inner diva named Buffy. I call it like I see it with no regard for who gets their granny panties in a bunch ;)
I'm a born and bred Sweet Tea drinkin', pearl necklace wearin', fried chickin lovin', porch swing sittin' Southerner and proud of it. I might use naughty words but at least I do it with a smile on my face a drawl in my voice. I spend my days wiping boogers, filling sippy cups and saying "get your finger out of your nose" and I wouldn't change a thing.